The ShameFace
Mask
Hide your identity. Keep your loyalty. The paper bag reimagined for the modern fan.

ShameFace Mask
$29.99$24.99 USD
The game-day mask for disappointed fans, fantasy football losers, and friends who enjoy a little harmless rivalry.
Free shipping on orders over $50
Why ShameFace?
Because your team already let you down. The least we can do is give you something to hide behind.
Pre-Cut Eye Holes
See every disappointing play in crystal clarity
Closed, Flat Top
No open bag mouth. Your shame stays fully covered
Premium Kraft Paper
The classic bag look, built to survive a whole season. Washable and 100% recyclable
One Size Fits Most
Pulls right on. Stadiums, sports bars, couches, fantasy drafts, wherever your team lets you down
Is Your Team Actually Good?
Lucky you. Send one to the friend whose team just blew it again. Nothing says "thinking of you" like a bag for their face.
How It Works
- 1
Get your ShameFace.
Order the mask. Maybe order one for your group chat.
- 2
Put it on when your team lets you down.
Fumble, blown lead, last place in fantasy. You'll know when.
- 3
Keep showing up anyway.
Loyal, just anonymous. That's the ShameFace way.
Ready to Join the Bag Brigade?
Pull it on, keep cheering, and nobody knows it's you. Plus, you get to look cool at the game (relatively speaking).